Weird Questions in Belgium and Indonesia

Dag! Halo!

Today I will make a list of weird questions from Belgians and Indonesians during my first month in Belgium and in Indonesia after exchange. So, check it out.

From Belgians to me:
1. How high is your flight? (Seriously? Why don't you ask me the name of the pilot?)
2. Indonesia is same as India, right?
3. Ah yeah, I've ever heard the currency of Indonesia, it's Rupee right? (Please, Indonesia is not same as India, even the currency)
4. How far is your city from Jakarta? (I don't know, but I fly like from Brussels to Sicily I think)
5. Why do you want to come to Belgium? (So are you not proud to be here? I can replace you! Yes!)
6. Don't you miss your family and friends in Indonesia? (Of course I miss, but why I am still here if I miss my family so much?)
7. What? You eat rice everyday? Are you not bored? (It's like how if I ask you back, are you not bored eat bread and potato everyday?
8. You are Asian! You must be a Chinese? (ASIANS ARE NOT CHINESE!)
9. Is there iPhone in Indonesia? (I don't use iPhone doesn't mean there is no iPhone here)
10. Why don't you use iPhone? (And why do you use iPhone?)
11. Are you Muslim? (I come from Indonesia and it doesn't mean I'm Muslim -_-)

From Indonesians to me:
1. Where is Belgium? (I even have to describe it that it is located among the Netherlands, Germany, and France, then they know it)
2. What is the capital city of Belgium? (Please, it is even the capital city of European Union)
3. Are you not hungry, you don't eat rice? (Please, I live in Belgium, not in Indonesia -_-)
4. Do you like there? (If I don't like to be there, why do I really wanna go back?)
5. Do you speak Belgian? (There is no Belgian language -_-)
6. I saw your status on facebook, instagram, you speak German? (I SPEAK DUTCH AND BELGIUM HAS 3 NATIONAL LANGUAGES: DUTCH, FRENCH, GERMAN)
7. But you still speak German right? (Yes -_- but a little bit)
8. Why don't you go to Germany? (Because Belgium is more awesome than Germany I think, not make sense)
9. Are they kind to you? (Seriously? ...)
10. Do you have girlfriend there? (Sorry, but is it really important for you?)